Is this penis enlargement technique legit?

"First cum in to a glass container as well as solidify it. It has to have been solidified initial or it wouldnt work. Now unfreeze it out as well as supplement your piss to it afterwards solidify it again. This will discharge any estrogen your sprem cells might be carrying. The unfreeze it out again as well as allegation it upon your dick. Leave it upon for about an hour a day for a week as well as your dick will grow 1 to 3 inches."

I was upon /b/. as well as saw this, as well as we was similar to "O.o".